Holy Hand Grenades, Batman, What’s This?
This is my new image …?
DC Comics has announced a major makeover for Batwoman, and apparently a lot of loyal fans aren’t pleased. Seems she’s been a lesbian all along, but now she’s come out of the closet.
I really don’t mind a whole lot. I’m hetero, and I always thought she was hot. Hey, I could almost be her … the description … “flowing red hair” … yeah, I’ve got that … 5-foot-10 … OK, so I’m only 11 inches short. No exact statistics on weight, but I’d guess that she’s about 50 pounds heavier than I am, with the weight very sexily distributed.
I don’t know whether anyone else has noticed, but she sure looks a lot like Gene Simmons with the current makeup scheme.