Five O'Clock Somewhere

Welcome to Five O'Clock Somewhere, where it doesn't matter what time zone you're in; it's five o'clock somewhere. We'll look at rural life, especially as it happens in Rio Arriba County, New Mexico, cats, sailing (particularly Etchells racing yachts), and bits of grammar and Victorian poetry.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Cats have Got It Good

It's got to be the perfect job description …

Imagine you saw this help-wanted ad in the newspaper:

Administrative Supervisor. Primary duties include looking cute and acting sweet; other duties include making sure all staff perform tasks to your standards, including food service, janitorial duties, and personal grooming services. Salary includes room and board, full medical care, and at least one full-time personal servant at all times.

Yep, that's Dulce's job description. Of course, she might disagree with the job title; she considers herself imperatrix mundi.

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Anonymous tillerman said...

My son's cat also has an additional duty: puke quietly in Tillerman's bedroom slippers in middle of night.

Mon Apr 27, 08:14:00 AM MDT  
Blogger Carol Anne said...

Obviously, you're on the janitorial staff. The cat is making your job easier by depositing the material neatly in a container for tidy disposal.

Mon Apr 27, 06:37:00 PM MDT  

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