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Friday, February 25, 2011

The difference between a begonia and a double begonia

or, how to get from here to there ...

So, do you know the difference between a begonia and a double begonia?

Well ...


A begonia is a sausage ...


A sausage and battery is a crime ...

Monkeys crime trees ...

Trees a crowd ...

The rooster crowd in the morning and made a lot of noise ...

The noise is a feature of the face, located near the eyes ...

Eyes is the opposite of nays ...
A mare nays when it has a colt ...

And you'd better be careful if you have a colt, so you don't catch double begonia!

Edit: I've replaced one of the photos with an especially appropriate video ...

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7 Comments:

Blogger O Docker said...

I guess you've proven once again, Carol Anne, that any two words in the language are connected by no more than six degrees of desperation.

Fri Feb 25, 02:06:00 AM MST  
Blogger O Docker said...

And I've just proven that I can't count.

Fri Feb 25, 02:12:00 AM MST  
Blogger Tillerman said...

Mind-blowing!

Fri Feb 25, 08:10:00 AM MST  
Blogger bonnie said...

Bloggerfolks all, please step this way
To see a sausage and batturay.

Fri Feb 25, 08:40:00 AM MST  
Anonymous bubbles said...

Like, frog girl is so totally silly!

Anybody can tell that was a battupirate, not a batturay.

Fri Feb 25, 08:43:00 AM MST  
Blogger Carol Anne said...

I have now edited the post to replace one of the pictures with a video ... Thanks, Bonnie, for reminding me about that incident at Miller Park a few years back; it's much better than the picture of the t-shirt from the geek catalog.

Sat Feb 26, 12:17:00 AM MST  
Blogger my2fish said...

I figure if you posted about begonias and roosters, then my post about a goose couldn't be too crazy.

cheers,
my2fish

Sat Feb 26, 07:36:00 AM MST  

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